what the fiShhhh!!!

i'm on my way back from sgmt to s.alm wen dis thing happened...so sedey ar...cmni..gue lagian nk cpt....ngah2 speeding tuh tetibe lak plepekkk...*cm2 ke bunyik die?? ad ssuatu kne kt crmen tingkp gue.. bile gue lihat...what the f**kkk!!!!cermen kete gue pch dhdpn mtrk tgkk...cdey gle ah. siot tol itu braderr..nanty ko eh. sementare itu blaku ar slow talk antare gue dan khatijah.
gue: tijah!! ko ok x??
gue: ya allah cmne leh jd cmnih??? binawe btol ah.

nih tyme gue ngh speeding

cmni ah rupe tijah

lalu gue dan katijah pon benti di tpi laot...eh tpi jln ah.stelah itu gue pergi jumpe same itu brader. gue kaba:
gue: abe!!!
gue: weh abe oiii
gue: pkak ker?

die masih nggak menjwb...bikin gue panas...almaklumla msih brade di amsterdam, cuace sjuk gile..gue pown jerit

gue: bro!!
gue: lu pkak ke ah?

die pon jwb dgn selamber dekny :

brader itu: ak ngah wt kje nih..ko bte ke?

gue mkin panasss...gue jwb blk

gue: ko bangang ke lapa?
gue: bjet ak xd mte tgk ko wt kje
gue: ak nk tny nih

nk tny ap?jln ke?jwb brader itu slamber
gue: abah ko jln!!
brader itu: abesh tu?
gue: ak maw tny, mane jln g matrik tangkak??
gue: eh..pale ko mtrk tgkk...
gue: gue maw nanye...lu buat kje gne ap ah? cian katijah gue.
brader itu: nape?

gue tnjk ke arah tijah yg brade di sbrg jln..

brader itu: OMG!!!...sori ah bro..wa xsgje..
gue: abh ko pny pakcik x sgje..bistu cmne skg??

gue pon slow talk sama itu brader dr kul 11pg..smp r 2 ptg...cyal gle ah..lame nk mampos!! bek ak g tengok wayang..
wa kol manager brader tu..pastu die pon sori2 ah..da sori die ajak p balai plak..tu yg wt lme tu..setel wat repot br r die gnti chermen tijah yg pecah tuh...

snapshot gmba crmen yg pecah

agak2 r bro..jgn r ksr2 sgt k..cian tijah ak tu..

chermen lme tijah..huuu~

nengok..chermen 2nd hand mane r bangkai ni hamek

brader nih cm taktaw nk tka jer..dasar amatur!! ceh..

proses gnti balek chermen gue yg pechah

chermen br tijah...*xd r br sgt pon..kdai potong pny

tijah adla kete kanchelku..yg diciplak n diinspirasikn oleh bacool yg juge menamekn keteny fatimah suci..it is bcz die syg arte bnd die cm die syg pmpn..cm2 ah kot...btw credits to bacool...sory eh bakol...

*tlpe lak..chermen kete ak ni pecah sbb kne batu brader td mesen rumpot...luckily die nk gnti..bsykr jer ah...